Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving JOKES... HA!






















HA! HA!! HA!!!
Get ready for some really FUNNY JOKES!


(The jokes are from the "Aitkin Independent Age" newspaper, Aitkin, MN. The turkey is in The Beanery's front window, Aitkin, MN.)
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IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS,
WHAT DO MAY FLOWERS BRING?

Pilgrims!
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WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD?

It was the chicken's day off!
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IF THE PILGRIMS WERE ALIVE TODAY,
WHAT WOULD THEY BE MOST FAMOUS FOR?

Their AGE!
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WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A TURKEY TO CHURCH?

Because they use such FOWL language!
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WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DID THE PILGRIMS LIKE?

Plymouth Rock!
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WHERE DID THE FIRST CORN COME FROM?

The stalk brought it.
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HOW DID THE MAYFLOWER SHOW THAT IT
LIKED AMERICA?

It hugged the shore.
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WHAT SOUND DOES A SPACE TURKEY MAKE?

Hubble, hubble, hubble.
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