HA! HA!! HA!!!
Get ready for some really FUNNY JOKES!
(The jokes are from the "Aitkin Independent Age" newspaper, Aitkin, MN. The turkey is in The Beanery's front window, Aitkin, MN.)
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IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS,
WHAT DO MAY FLOWERS BRING?
Pilgrims!
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WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD?
It was the chicken's day off!
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IF THE PILGRIMS WERE ALIVE TODAY,
WHAT WOULD THEY BE MOST FAMOUS FOR?
Their AGE!
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WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A TURKEY TO CHURCH?
Because they use such FOWL language!
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WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DID THE PILGRIMS LIKE?
Plymouth Rock!
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WHERE DID THE FIRST CORN COME FROM?
The stalk brought it.
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HOW DID THE MAYFLOWER SHOW THAT IT
LIKED AMERICA?
It hugged the shore.
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WHAT SOUND DOES A SPACE TURKEY MAKE?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
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